This can't be legal

Okay, so I can honestly say that when I showed this DVD cover to Cate in the video store it was the first time that I've ever seen anyone's breath be physically taken away by beauty. I don't think that I'll ever forget that sound.



Well, maybe the first time Xine saw Loch walk by the pub, but I don't remember the sound exactly so it was probably just a normal gasp.

Cheers

Shamless sellout

It seems that lately my market share has been dramatically dropping in the demographic "Mike's female friends, aged 29-45".

This downward trend cannot continue, so in the spirit of appealing to your most understandably base needs I give you nearly four minutes of Ewan McGregor's smile.




And as value added here, for those who are looking forward to candid videos of Ewan's motercycle trip with Jude Law (I'm looking at you Trixie), here's a taste of what you will see.